Cheesy pick up lines are for fun, don’t ever forget that.
If you’re bringing your A-Game you might want to leave these at home. If you’re using a cheesy pick up line the girl will have heard it before and she’ll put you in the same mental category as all the other guys who can’t use natural game – the like to rely on particular, tried and tested pick up lines.
However, if you’re joking around, these should be cool. What matters most is delivery. If you can say the lamest pick up lines with a smile on your face, a twinkle in your eye and you’re standing proud, you might just be fine.
We PUAs believe that it’s not often what you say, it’s how you say it. People communicate on multiple levels and the words you speak with aren’t the only things she’ll notice.
Anyway, without further ado, here are the lines you wanted…
Some cheesy pick up lines:
- Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
- Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
- So, I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
- I’ve lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- Do you believe in helping the homeless? (If yes) Take me home with you.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Do you have any Irish in you? (if no) Would you like some? (if yes) Want some more?
- Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
- Do you have the time? (Gives the time) No, the time to write down my number?
- Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? (No!) Do you want to do lunch?
- Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
- Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
- I’m a frog but if u kiss me I’ll turn into a prince.
- Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
- Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend… do you want to be my friend?
- For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
- Gee, for a fat girl you sure don’t sweat much.
- Go up to a girl, ask her: “Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?” She says no. Then wink.
- Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
- Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right.
- Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, lets talk”
- Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor.
- Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”
- I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?