If you’re known as a goody two shoe’s to your friends and have a knack for the whole religious thing, then you’re probably wondering what types of openers you can use on a girl that don’t jeopardise your faith.
Well lucky for you, we’ve got a bunch of awesome Christian pick up lines which are good clean fun, they won’t offend the girl and will usually make her laugh to be honest.
The worst thing you can do with these lines is use them in the real world, unless of course you’re an atheist who things religion is a joke, then you can use these to humour yourself.
Anyway here they are…
Top 5 Christian pick up lines
- You really float my ark missy, fancy a ride?
- I seriously did not believe in predestination until just now.
- The bible says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’; so how about dinner tonight?
- I know its just completely mental, but every single time I walk near you, it truly feels like I’m being guided to bethlehem, is that strange?
- I actually used to believe whole heartedly in organic theology, but ever since I met you I’ve crossed over to divine revelation.
So there you have it young man, a bunch of proven Christian pick up lines that are more holy than the pope himself. Ok well maybe not more holy than him, but certainly the kinky priest you always worry about seeing at church on Sundays.
Remember, it’s how you say a pick up line that makes it work like magic. Don’t ever rely on the line to get you the lady, it’s about the cheeky banter and manner in which you coat the line that triggers the attraction.