Are you seriously ready for some dirty pick up lines? Ok, you asked for it.
Okay. So you’re out and you’re feeling sexy. So you want a dirty pick up line you can use to test how up for it a girl is.
Well, if that’s what you want, then look no further. I can’t guarantee that all of these will work on every girl – no line will – but it will allow you to quickly divide the girls that are interested and those that are not. If she responds well then just keep escalating.
Some dirty pick up lines…
- Hey, I think I recognise you – did we have sex?
- Hey. What are you doing after this? Want to come back to my place? (Keep holding your glare. If you laugh she won’t take you seriously)
- How do you like your eggs for breakfast? Fried or fertilised.
- Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come.
- Spit or swallow?
- If I said you had a wonderful body, would you hold it against me?
- Fancy a shag?
- How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat.
- Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?
- I hope you’re not a vegetarian… because I want to feed you some meat
Now, the thing that is crucial to all of this is delivery. What I like to think of is not cocky-funny, but sleazy-funny. Imagine some smooth, rich, old guy who’s so self-assured he can just come over and hit you with a dirty line like this.
If you deliver any of the above dirty pick up lines with confidence she’ll have to react to it and she won’t just brush you off.