If you’re the kind of guy that likes to have fun, then check out our collection of the lamest pick up lines ever to come out of someone’s mouth.
I don’t know why you would want to find out what the lamest pick up lines are. Maybe you want to know so that you can avoid them and, if that’s what you’re thinking, I hope to give you plenty here, while you’re at it you may want to look over our dirty pick up lines to and really end your social life all together.
Pick up lines that are lamest like these will elicit a groan rather than a laugh. What can I say – you’ve been warned!
The lamest pick up lines:
- Wow! I see that heaven must be missing an angel tonight.
- Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
- Can I have directions? (“To where?”) To your apartment
- Oh you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’ some ass.
- You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Aston Martine
- What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
- I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
- I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
- I’m the new milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
- You got something on your chest: my eyes.
- Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
- Are those real breasts? Can I touch them? Do you want to touch my penis instead?