Maths sucks… here’s some maths pick up lines to keep the ladies entertained in class.
It’s a popular stereotype that people who do math are not very good with women – where numbers provide them some kind of solace, someone with breasts and lady-parts is enough to frighten them back into a cave to work on solving difficult proofs. That’s not always the case, though. Math, especially personal finance, can be fun – as much fun as hanging out with girls?
No. But sometimes you can merge the two. As is the case with these math pick-up lines.
1. I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Sexy, right? You’d almost never think that they were talking about geometric principles with verse that poetic. But they still are, so this line would ideally delivered while sheepishly pushing up your glasses, and flashing your jacked-up smile. Ah, math nerdiness. You gotta love it.
2. I’m not being obtuse, but you’re acute girl.
You’ll notice that most of these have to do with geometry. Anything advanced would not only make girls blink at you like someone showing them a bizarre card trick. Simple. You call her cute, and hope that she reads books instead of cosmopolitan — this one should hook the girls who are also pushing up their glasses in the hope that they don’t get fogged. Or in the way of them tripping over things.
3. I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
What’s that even mean? You want to form a union with the girl? You want to run her through with a train? Who knows? Set theory is a branch of algebra, invented around 1870. I’m not trying to teach you fact here, just trying to recreate what your conversation will be after your drop that sweet pick-up line bomb on an unsuspecting girl.
So that’s a small sampling of pick-up lines that you can use, all of which incorporate math. If you want to incorporate more positive math in your life – add women to it, so you can be fruitful and multiply.
Or just starting doing math. But women are more fun.