If you’re a nerd who takes pride in shining his light saber or talking far too much about Lord of the Rings to women, then you’re going to love these nerdy pick up lines. They won’t get you laid, but they will sure as hell get a reaction!
1. I like dinosaurs. Come home with me.
This is the kind of thing that Ross from Friends would say as a pick-up line. Ross from Friends is not someone you should ever aspire to be. Ross from Friends is the guy that nobody who watched Friends wanted to know or cared about.
2. Tits or get the f**k out.
Popular internet memes read much better than if you were to perform them on person. For instance, this snappy little maxim is hilarious in tiny pictures or the first maybe 300 times you read it. Afterwards, it stops being annoying. And if you’re doorman at a venue or somebody who may be uncalibrated, this isn’t even a pick-up line. It’s a straight-up slap-worthy offense.
3. Hello there. I am Batman.
Usually delivered by a man in a cape, willing to fight crime, but more eager to fight with his own sense of shamelessness. Plus, chances are that the person who tells you this isn’t actually Batman. There’s no hook, no reason for anyone to stay interested….unless they are actually Batman. In which case, I’m sure the girls will listen.
4. You have to help me, I’ve committed a robbery, and now I need someplace to hide my dick.
Points for effort at least? Or jumping right to the point and being direct? But it will shock nobody, only the most naïve of people, that this pick-up line isn’t going to get you laid. More like it might win you a few laughs or a shot to the nose, but already you’re blowing yourself out. Which is what nerdy pick-up lines will do to you.
5. You’re pretty. Let’s cosplay.
For those of you not in the know, cosplay is when you dress up in costumes, attempting to look like a character from a popular franchise at conventions – examples can be seen at ComicCon, WizardCon, any kind of Con, along with movie premieres, where people go dressed up as characters.
That was a long-winded explanation for saying that the nerdiest pick-up line is something that’d end with you having sex with Dumbledore.
Listen up nerd! Nerdy pick up lines are for fun and giggles, but not for pulling the ladies. You need to check out our best pick up lines if you want to seriously woo the females.