Awesome Facebook Pick up Lines – Simple but very Effective

facebook pick up linesHere are some Facebook pick up lines that are proven to work. I’ve tried them and known many guys that have too.

Why use Facebook for connecting when you could use it to pull women?

In the modern age, people increasingly turn to social media to do their sarging. This makes sense – from the safety of your executive chair you can check out hundreds of women and get in contact with them. You don’t have to worry about awkward silences because you have plenty of time to think about what you’re going to say.

Facebook pick up lines work best with a decent profile

Facebook is the ultimate personality advertisement. Your facebook is nothing short of your social CV – it shows what kind of person you are. So before you go about hitting on girls, you need to get your facebook in order.

In my experience it is actually very important – I will probably check out the Facebook of anyone that I would be interested in to see if they are the kind of person I would like. Anyone who a friend knows that I don’t I would commonly check up on via Facebook. So looking at someone’s profile is an implicit, if not explicit, way of qualifying them as well as a measure of their social proof.

So what can you do to make your profile look better?

That depends really on what direction you want to go. A better profile to one person will be a worse one to another.

What’s crucial is thinking to yourself – what type of girls do I want to attract. It’s not just about what women you are attracted to, it’s about what sort of women would be attracted to you. If you like Dungeons and Dragons, you’re going to struggle to pull strippers. If you’re a fashionable celebrity, you won’t struggle so much.

I’m not giving you cast iron rules here. I’m just making the point – if you want to pick up girls on facebook then your facebook is going to need to look right for the sort of girls you want to pick up.

Now, what sort of things do you do to initiate contact? You have to go for something different and emotionally relevant. Everytime I see a top guy with rippling abs commenting on a girl’s page being like ‘hey cutie, add me’ I groan. Those guys don’t get laid. It’s all front. That’s never going to work.

You need to understand that it’s not all about Facebook pick up lines that get a magical response, it’s more than that.

Here’s a good opening line… well phrase really

“Dear [insert name]

Having perused your profile, I feel that I should inform you that I have already dated, married and divorced you in my mind. I would like to thank you for the excellent time we spent together.

All the best,

Your previous lover,

[your name]

p.s. You can have the money. But I’m keeping our micro-pig Snuffles.”

Funny right? How many girls do you think have been sent this on Facebook? I’d be willing to bet, never.

That’s the sort of thing that someone might respond to.

Here’s another:

“Hey, I somehow found myself on your page and I just had to say – I’m impressed. I initially thought you might just be like all the other pretty and pointless girls out there, but it seems that you might have a certain style and panache. So, I’m curious. What do you think makes you different from all the other girls? Am I right to be impressed?”

Again, much better than ‘hey, you are hot. lololol. sex?’

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Try not over use these Facebook pick up lines

Don’t abuse these Facebook pick up lines, they are to be used with care and respect when trying to chat to single women online. It’s s spooky place the net, so make it fun for them.

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