What do girls want? They say they want a confident guy with a sense of humor. How do you tick off both boxes within the first 10 seconds?
Approach her confidently (no hesitating or fidgeting, good eye contact) and then make her laugh with your pick up line. Easier said than done? Well, not really, because below I have a bunch of pick up lines that will actually make her laugh, or at least smile. Your only job is to deliver them right – so that she can hear, and with the right pacing. Shouldn’t be too tough, right?
What pick up lines will make her laugh?
Here are some examples:
“Are you guys super shy or what? I’ve been here for 10 minutes and you haven’t offered to buy me a drink or even said hi?!!
This one puts them on the spot slightly and then releases the tension; they will laugh if it’s delivered right.
“You are so…In My Way”
If you’ve a situation where you’re walking and a girl blocks your path, put your hand up as if to gesture her to stop. look at her seriously and deliver the line. The key is the pause; it makes her think you’re going to say “you are so beautiful” or some other clichéd statement.
If you do it right, it guarantees a laugh. I used to use it when I first started, and they’d laugh but still carry on walking afterwards – so you should quickly introduce yourself to extend the opening.
“Did you Invite all these people? I thought it’d Just be us.”
This one is a little direct so it shows her right away that you are into her, it needs to be delivered playfully. Remember that for most of these pick up lines, what you say after the line is going to be very important.
“Get Ready! We are going to Pick You Up!”
What you do here is tell the girls that you’re going to chat them up. you can add something like, “I don’t know how many times you’ve been chatted up but this is going to be the best ever, you should really be sitting down!” you then do a little bit of whispering and come in with the lamest chat-up line ever – something like, “Is God missing an angel because you’re here?” deliver it with a horridly unconfident delivery.
Letting them reject that version of you gets past their bitch-shield and offsets their objections. you can then start talking about meeting girls in bars, picking up and dating in general. Ask questions about what the best and worst approach ever was.
“Are you undressing me with your Eyes?”
If a girl is making eye contact with you, this is a good opener to use. accusing them of stalking you, checking you out, etc is a very good technique.
“Are you guys making mischief over here?”
If a girl is making eye contact with you, this is a good opener to use. accusing them of stalking you, checking you out, etc is a very good technique.
“I know that look! Are you guys Male-bashing?”
When you see women talking seriously, you can open with this. chances are they are talking about men, and so will laugh. If not, they’ll still probably laugh because they know that they often are male-bashing.
“I saw you checking me out, and I knew that if I didn’t come and confront you you’d be following me around all night, and try and follow me home, I don’t need another stalker!”
Can you pull this off with just the right amount of seriousness in the first part and then break into a cheeky smile by the end? If you can, she will laugh…unless she has ZERO sense of humor! A real winner, and a lot of fun to use. Lines like this should keep your spirits up and provide plenty of fun for you which’ll turn a night out from boring to one that you’ll remember.
“Are you listening to our conversation? Then why are you acting so nervous?!”
This is a good way to open a group who are standing near you. you can follow up with, “so what do you think?” “about what?” “about what we were talking about.” “we weren’t listening!” “okay, well, we were talking about whether…” Into an opinion opener.
These should really help when it comes to pick up lines that make her laugh right away. As always, write your comments below, whether suggestions of others, or your results when trying these out.
Explore our categories to find other pick up lines that work, funny pick up lines, and then when you are ready, do some work on what to say AFTER the pick up line, it is very important afterall – that’s when you actually get the number, the kiss, the date, and get her back to your house.