Any Star Trek geeks out there?
Well you’ll be glad to know that we have a bunch of Star Trek pick up lines just waiting to be used on that ComiCon chick you’ve had your eye on all this time.
If it’s a normal girl, be prepared for that blank look.
Here they are:
1. I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby
You obviously have to use this on a girl who’s familiar with Ewoks, otherwise you’re going to get a clueless confused face when the last word leaves your lips. Also if you have to explain what you mean, she isn’t the girl for you!
2. How about I slip into something more comfortable.. like these STAR TREK VOYAGER pajamas baby!
This can be very funny, but should be used when you already know the girl. It works best if you have some real Star Trek PJ’s on underneath your clothes and then just reveal them at the right moment, laughter should ensue.
3. Hey, someone must have shot you with a phaser set on ‘stunning’.
Works a treat if you say it with a cheeky smile. Don’t overuse this line as it’s incredibly cheesy, but then again if you’re actually using these lines to pick up chicks, then some cheesy pick up lines might be more to your taste.
4. Can I beam you up shorty?
Treky ganster! Don’t just roll up to her and spout this line, it has to be used in context and said in a gangster voice.
5. Not only can I beam you aboard, I can beam you a woody.
Say this with a wink. Works if you’re cheeky with it, otherwise it may follow with a slap.
So there you have it, have some fun with these because they can get a positive response believe it or not.
What’s your favourite Star Trek pick up line?