The majority of pick-up lines you will hear out at bars or clubs will be stupid. Most people who’d give their game away in the first round of talking are usually not that bright – so the majority of things you or a third party would be doing is embarrassing yourself. These are some of the things I’ve heard.
Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
We are no longer in high school. This is not how people talk to each other. This is real life – where people are not trying to intentionally make asses of themselves for the purposes of their own amusement – or if they are, they do it a little more discreetly.
Who lies more, men or women?
Dawwww, you let yourself get influenced by the bible of dating for men who nobody wants to date – The Game. That was written pre-2005. That was a long time ago, if you’re still using lines from that time period, you might as well open all your sets blasting out 50 Cent or Chingy.
Those are things that were still inexplicably popular in 2005 – which was probably the last year you got laid.
This is my life story. Prepare yourself.
This isn’t as much of a line as a scenario where a guy finds a pretty girl he likes and then manages to unload his entire reason for existence on her, hoping something will stick, or her ears will perk up like a terrier once he hits on something that she enjoys. Or that she’ll somehow fall in love with him. In reality, she’s already heard it twice today.
Can I borrow your friend for a minute?
Personally, I heard this the other night. It wasn’t effective. The guy didn’t even know the girl, we were sitting down. It was just exceedingly odd when prompted by nothing. Wait until after a few minutes of conversation, at least.
Your shoes. They don’t look real.
Negs? From The Game? Here, take this time portal back to 2005, and you can open her based off of Revenge of the Sith.
What’s it take for a guy to get laid around here?
Being more dynamic than you are, charisma blanket. That’s step one.
So there you have it, a bunch of stupid pick up lines that should only be used on a brain dead woman.