Right, so what counts as a bad pick up line? The worst pick up lines are those that are unoriginal, she’s heard before, have terrible puns and reveal that you are hitting on her in an unsophisticated way.
How do you think a girl feels when a guy comes up and gives her a ‘hilarious’ pick up line? Clearly the guy isn’t funny and lacks the confidence to just come over and say ‘hello’ like a normal man. Often the worst way to open a girl is with a cringey pickup line.
Here are some of the worst pick up lines:
- Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
- Do you like raisins? How about a date?
- Excuse me, can I have your phone number, I’ve seem to have lost mine.
- Just call me milk, I’ll do your body good.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
- I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
- My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
- I’d like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
- Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I’ll slam you all night long.
- I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house?
- I love every bone in your body – especially mine.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Hi, I’m a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?
- I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.
- Hey baby… drop that zero and get with the hero in other words… you better come with me.
- How do you like your eyes in the morning? Fried or fertilised.
Okay, these might not be the absolute worst pick lines. You could try to pick someone up with ‘Hey, can I rape you and kill your family?’ Psychotic stuff like that is obviously so crazy I’m not even including it in my list of pick up lines.
What all those in the above list do is make the girl think ‘this guy is unoriginal and he’s so cool he’s had to go on the internet to find lines to talk to me’. However, going on the internet isn’t necessarily bad, and in my other posts hopefully you’ll find genuinely useful stuff.
Bottom line is this… these are the worst pick up lines ever, so don’t use them if you want to sleep with a girl, let alone get a girlfriend.